This reception is douchebag central.
We definitely sweat out the vodka we drank before we got here.
My grandmother just shit herself with joy because the minister mentioned “agape love.”
The bible shit is going to make me barf.
Flower girl and ring bearer have bubble guns.
Just saw bridesmaids and bride sneak by. My mother was blocking everyone’s view of my sister.
Oh god, a breeze. It feels so good.
Is that guy wearing headgear?
Mom’s neighbor’s kids are here and they look fucking adorable.
All this face sweat is going to ruin my perfect bangs.
Why does everyone have water but me?
It is hot as balls out here. But this fancy garden place has wifi!
Pre-meditated rape: an illustrated guide.
wtf is this
Something I found posted in the “fedora revolution” tag, by a self-described “pick up artist”.
I fixed it.
this is how excited we are
| Cassie: | We're going to use those commemorative wedding cups every day. We're going to celebrate the beautiful union of your sister and that trash bag. |
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