loversdreamersandyou:

“Kermit, I had a dream that was so real. What does it mean when you dream people are walking on your head?”
“It means you’re sleeping on the floor.”

loversdreamersandyou:

“Kermit, I had a dream that was so real. What does it mean when you dream people are walking on your head?”

“It means you’re sleeping on the floor.”


loversdreamersandyou:

“You know what happened? I just have had an epiphany. I do not know what ‘epiphany’ means, but I believe I have just had one.”

loversdreamersandyou:

“You know what happened? I just have had an epiphany. I do not know what ‘epiphany’ means, but I believe I have just had one.”


loversdreamersandyou:

“Uncle Kermit, what’s your favorite thing about the Muppets?”
“Well ya’ know, Robin, there are times when the Muppets aren’t funny.”
“Yeah, but I always figured that was the writers’ fault.”

loversdreamersandyou:

“Uncle Kermit, what’s your favorite thing about the Muppets?”

“Well ya’ know, Robin, there are times when the Muppets aren’t funny.”

“Yeah, but I always figured that was the writers’ fault.”

(via karnythia)



Christmas day is almost here
When it’s over, then I cheer
I’m glad it’s only once a year
I hate Christmas!

Christmas day is almost here

When it’s over, then I cheer

I’m glad it’s only once a year

I hate Christmas!


loversdreamersandyou:

“God save my little broken body!”

loversdreamersandyou:

“God save my little broken body!”


loversdreamersandyou:

“The huggies? You gave Jenny the huggies?!”

loversdreamersandyou:

“The huggies? You gave Jenny the huggies?!”

(via karnythia)


loversdreamersandyou:

What is you favorite kind of cookie?
“That toughie. Me not can choose. They all me favorite. Yeah, me equal-opportunity eater.”

loversdreamersandyou:

What is you favorite kind of cookie?

“That toughie. Me not can choose. They all me favorite. Yeah, me equal-opportunity eater.”


loversdreamersandyou:

“So Big Bird, has being mentioned in the debate affected you at all?”
“Oh, it has. I feel like I’m famous now. I was walking down the street the other day and I felt that everyone recognized me. It’s so weird to think that just a few days ago, I could just blend in like every other, perfectly normal, eight-foot tall talking bird.”

loversdreamersandyou:

“So Big Bird, has being mentioned in the debate affected you at all?”

“Oh, it has. I feel like I’m famous now. I was walking down the street the other day and I felt that everyone recognized me. It’s so weird to think that just a few days ago, I could just blend in like every other, perfectly normal, eight-foot tall talking bird.”


loversdreamersandyou:

“With my super strength, I shall bend the bars and Birdie will be free as a bird…so to speak.” 

loversdreamersandyou:

“With my super strength, I shall bend the bars and Birdie will be free as a bird…so to speak.” 

(via karnythia)



nezua:

davidtennantspants:

queenofjacks:

the muppets ended their partnership with chik-fil-a over their blatant anti-gay remarks, and chik-fil-a is now lying about it. spread the word, yo.

also, keep supporting the muppets, those guys are amazing.

Wow, Chick-fil-a, way to be absolute douches.

anyone can pretend to stand for something. if you want to see the real deal, simply apply pressure. 

Chick-Fil-A, thou hast shown thine ass.

(via karnythia)



Miss Piggy as Annie Hall with Kermit the Frog as Alvy Singer

Miss Piggy as Annie Hall with Kermit the Frog as Alvy Singer

(via elysethegorgonqueen)


loversdreamersandyou:

“I want a royal barge, a Sphinx and don’t forget the pyramids.”
“Oh sure, pyramids! But, what shape do you want ‘em?”

loversdreamersandyou:

“I want a royal barge, a Sphinx and don’t forget the pyramids.”

“Oh sure, pyramids! But, what shape do you want ‘em?”

(via elfyourmother)


loversdreamersandyou:

“Kermit, I thought you were the one person on this show who wasn’t crazy.”
“Me not crazy? I hired the others.”

loversdreamersandyou:

“Kermit, I thought you were the one person on this show who wasn’t crazy.”

“Me not crazy? I hired the others.”

(via boo-author)


loversdreamersandyou:

“Think about that, folks.”

loversdreamersandyou:

“Think about that, folks.”

(via karnythia)